Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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