I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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