So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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