Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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