Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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