how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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