she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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