You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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