Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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