Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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