I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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