Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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