After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
