He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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