Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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