just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The best revenge is premature balding
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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