my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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