i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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