and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's never too late to be topless.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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