After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Shame - the story of my life.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize