i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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