I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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