brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
