Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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