I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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