Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
