Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
