so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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