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i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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