So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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