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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(678): View more from Georgia

We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.

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(513): View more from Ohio

well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Threesome in a minivan. New low

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.

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(360): View more from Washington

Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.

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