It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize