i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just cropdusted the office
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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