No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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