She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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