Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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