After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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