belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm both gender and math confused
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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