Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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