: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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