so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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