My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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