do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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