God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i drank out of a bidet.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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