So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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