too bad you live with your parents still
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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