yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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