On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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