In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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