I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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