CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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