Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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