remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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