We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!