Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party

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(847): View more from Illinois

Why did you take off so early

(224): View more from Illinois

No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT

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(816): View more from Missouri

Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"

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(502): View more from Kentucky

So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?

(1-502): View more from Kentucky

eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?

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(904): View more from Florida

thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Spring cleaning

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