Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I lost the right to judge tonight
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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