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• (586): View more from Michigan

  1:57 a.m. Where did you go???

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  1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?

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  2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT

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  COME TO THE BLANKET FORT

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• (972): View more from Texas

  He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0

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  If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it

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  Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.

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