i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF