YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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