so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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