are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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